Realizing that my mouth is indeed shrinking, it makes sense that the more you use a body part, the bigger it grows. Hence, stomachs get so monstrously large because you use then alot to digest food (and I must say I eat quantities of food that makes an elephant look anorexic). Boobs get bigge the more they are....rubbed/massaged (tee hee) and gobs get bigger the more you kiss (and take part in other mouth exercising things).

Butts are so big because you're always sitting on them (exercise enough) and necks go turkey-like as you head laugh to much. And we all know the thing which roughly triples in size when it gets played with (on the boys of course).

HOWEVER ALL IS NOT LOST.

To make something small again, all one needs to do is stop using the said fatty body part. I have learned the hard way through a drought of kissing, that lips do indeed shrink (as do boobs, butts and general parts like that) once boyf has gone away (or that that the pining, not eating food bit?).

So when you next see me, I will have no mouth, no boobs and no arse. Score!