Have word of advice for E. Since you have given into all other vices (e.g self-lovin', drinking self into stupor, gambling, rampant drug use, S&M, stealing and pillaging to name but a few) you should give into the porn habit and become blind by the age of 20. Like me. Because I don't see the degradation of women in porn, if they choose to do so voluntarily - in fact, was it with you that I saw the advert on University job site for model willing to bare all for porno mag? - anyway they said they'd get back to me on that one but moving on. Back to the PH (porn habit). Would maybe give you a good start into the business.

Obviously I have been giving the PH issue the attention it deserves as during the time I should have been working I have been contemplating the mysteries of life e.g why can't I walk on the ceiling? OH GOD exams in a week and I'm thinking about walking on the ceiling / falling off the floor (I am willing to settle for either).