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malibu 2004-02-19 | 10:09 p.m. Jamie's leaving dinner - a transcript: Mother: Jamie wants to go to Malibu sports And so they spent a few hours talking about Malibu/Marathon sports. In the end it was a successful evening as she gave me money to buy some clothes - always good - which I'm going to deface and write stolen slogans on such as "les deux bebes" above my breasts and "cool as fcuk" etc etc. Who said plagarism isn't a good way to pick up men? A little surpise for Jamie - bought him The Darkness CD which is absolutely fantastic - one of those double motive things where both he and I get something out of it and I look like a lovely, kind and generous person. Aww, thank you. This is after I found a piece of paper, on which was written My name is Jamie _____. I have an older sister called Laura Smellypants Mcfarlen. This is as good a name as any, I suppose apart from the obvious fact my name is not a) smellypants and b) mcfarlen. I mean, the boy is strange. Although Laura Smellypants Mcfarlen has a nice ring to it. Hmm. |
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