Expat Laura
bitching
2003-08-18 | 6:16 p.m.

A mediocre day today, but had a good talk with K last night in which I created some L-isms such as "You have the ear...sight? of a bat. No that's not right. You have the ear...vision? No. Oh right, you have the hearing of a bat".

Also said corny things such as "follow your heart, you can't go wrong" to which K started calling me Buddha (hopefully not on account of flab but who's to say?). Speaking to friends in the UK who done their whole A-Levels and got straight A's which is a bitch, well done to them though. Grr. NOFAIR!

Supposed to be off on boat with family and Rhodes on Wed. which I don't want to go on. Am feeling antisocial boardering on rude, plus more than a little bit sarcastic so being on a boat with a family called the "Noughties" ...naughties geddit?... may release my bitch side. God forbid.

Listening to Norah Jones @ the mo, it should be illegal to listen to her if you are depressed! Like throwing yourself into a pit of despair from the crevice of desperation.

Am feeling rather dark and broody at the moment.

Rents are treating James v. unfairly considering he will be having the time of his life at Boarding School. Seems to be getting thousands of dollars a week and gallavnting around HK - maybe I am just jealous but it is definitely not fair. Plus I don't want to go back to school, erlack after reading Kirsten's xanga the thought of having to deal with the 2 Ms. Righteoussness queens makes me feel rather ill.

20% woman, 80% bitch.

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