Anyway, random conversation turned to penises/willies as K likes to call 'em (haw haw haw) and discussion of Campy's size. Now, as her friend I thought I should try a bit of aversion therapy to make her never touch Campy again, so suddenly the words "weeping sores, a bit like leprosy but on the...." came out. Silence.

And then screeching and sounds of retching (you're disgusting you minghok etc etc). Anyway, after getting rid of the image of crusty, weeping sores on Campy's schlong (tee hee made you think of it again), K totally ruins the mood with the whole midgets/dwarves penis image, and asking if ball size is proportional to schlong size i.e is it ever possible to have, i quote verbatim, "a guy with balls the size of blueberries but a willy the size of a sausage?". ERLACK THAT IS DISGUSTING.

Anyway, conversation 'progressed' from blueberries to talk about tripods and realizing that estimating a guys penis outside the bedroom is incredibly hard. When she held her two hands apart and it was about one foot, I realized something was amiss. But the BEST comment of the evening came when we were talking about giving head (there are only some conversations you can have with certain people) and she said:

"Willies are so smelly, I swear to Gawd."

I completely lost it, the whole use of the word willy (5 year old term, very cute) and the word smelly (again 5 year old term) was just hilarious. And talking about the whole hip thrusting deep throating thing, lol teeth control, gag reflex, mouth positioning - it isn't called a blow job for nothing.