Expat Laura
cookies and milk
2003-12-06 | 10:02 a.m.

Am enjoying new 'grownupness'/being boring, as if aged 50, as shown last at last night's dinner with Bhavna and Eleanor. Lovely dinner out, although Laura obviously ruined it getting sloshed on 1 glass of wine and perving on ladies in the see-thru toilets, but all adds to my 'charm'...right?

I find it quite embarssing being bitchstared out by 14 year olds who obviously have not been let into clubs, more embarssing since was in MacDonalds buying milk to go with our cookies in manner of 5 year old, not 17 year olds we actually are. One thing that is funny about milk is that if you laugh and it comes out of your mouth, dribbling down face, clothes etc is that it looks v. dodgy and found much mirth in that, being mental age 5. Hurrah for good evenings, plenty more wine, cheap M&S cookies and Mc Donald's milk!

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