Expat Laura
cellets and callory
2004-01-09 | 10:35 p.m.

Who needs a boyfriend when you can have Colin Farrel? As it turns out, I have neither but that's not the point. Have been watching S.W.A.T and tomorrow indeed I will 'have' the SexGod himself when I go and buy him for $40 on VCD - is like my version of porn, but better!

Rather disgustingly you might think, James has a little Irish friend called Adam - who has just turned 15 - who could, in 10 years time be the next Colin Farrel and therefore my boyfriend/husband. Unfortunately he is a little person, literally, in that he at a stretch reaches up to my low shoulders although on the plus side he has an Irish accent which is all that really matters when one looks for Colin Farrel lookilikey.

It's a sad day when I start eyeing up my brother's friends, is also a sad day when I am seen eating Carrots and Celery - my 'Cellets and Callory' apres Xmas detox diet - which so far has worked out that I eat one carrot a day and make up for this wanton healthiness by eating several large bars of chocolate/other sweet foodstuff. Eleanor, have I been around you too long?

Hurrah, my girly day tomorrow! Haircut, shoe shopping....hey, this life aint too bad. :)

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