being a student is totally great
cos you don't really have to grow up
you just go to parties
with lots of cheap booze
and then drink it until you throw up
- Purple Ronnie quote of the day

My hands are prematurely aging. How terrible is that? Because no matter how hard you try, even if you have 1000 facelifts and look like Cher - old hands give the game away. And I definitely have the hands of a 25+ year old, which is nasty. Although I have the face of an angel so maybe that makes up for it, but when I'm 70 looking 35 with the hands of a 100 year old, the maths just gets too confusing.