On the topic of private, girly stuff today was - how to put it tastefully - a mature and open discussion about...hedge trimming. If you know what I mean. After a hilarious chat we came to the conclusion that

a) Asians are 'less hairy' (down there, not in general i.e all over their heads) than Caucasians
b) You can tell if someone is 'hairy' or not by their stubble regrowth on legs, and general body hair. Thus: Bukhini = very hairy, E = hairy like a man
c) There is some kind of twisted logic going on when women have to painfully rip off their GaVina hair and met get away scott free
d) The link between men liking shaved GaVinas has paedophiliac, negative connotations which I shan't explore here.

Hilarious! On a negative note, Kirsten becoming slave to boyfriend i.e waxing off, pretty much everything. Do it for yourself woman not your sleazy, metrosexual boyfriend!

She is soon to be the most heartbroken she is ever to be in here entire life. As E said (in true stilted. Eleanor. Style.),

today kirsten was like - i don't want to leave hong kong now - when everything is so perfect. Why would I want to leave this perfect life? --- she also kept showing off a picture of dean she took -- which was with her baby photos - whoops how did that get in there!??? !?! :) ---- don't recall her thinking her life was so perfect before she met dean - all she talked about was going to uni - now all she talks about is staying in Hong Kong.

I think he's got to her way to much - she will most certainly find it hard in Uni to match their "love"... And she is very bitchy looking... not very approachable. Not like you and me, who are drunk, and pinching peoples bottoms, and giving out numbers on a napkin (Cough laura cough)

So true, m'dear so true. Because indeed, I am round and happy looking whilst she is rather ICE BITCH-ish. Who is the more approachable, in the end? And she is soon to face the agony of losing Dean - who it must be said will really have no problem finding another pussy to fuck - whilst she is left pining and heartbroken alone at Uni. Why would you let yourself go through that? Can she honestly think they'll stay together? The bummer, of course, being that they will both be here for the long hot and boring Summer and with nothing else to do but shag, talk and fall in 'love' more...it just makes it harder.

Maybe we all have to hurt at sometime. But you'd bloody want it to be for the right person, not some scabby guy who has been around so much he may -or may not - have some kind of STD. Nasty.