Expat Laura
bonkfest
2004-09-30 | 10:50 p.m.

The meaning of pissed off is when you can hear the person in the room above yours having loud, bed creakingly manic sex complete with porn star moans and giggles (all this at a ridiculously late hour). This is especially crap when you have a lecture at 10 the next morning.

I may go up there and there may be a massacre on a huge scale. I can see the headline now: "Two slain during wild bonkfest by raging neighbour". Oh god, the desperate gasps have started (I can tell she's faking it, mate).

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