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chat me up 2 2004-01-15 | 6:50 p.m. Oh my god. In my procrastination time have thought of/found some even better chat up lines which must remember for weekend frolics. 12. Wow. This would actually work on me. As would "You are incorrigible". I love a guy who talks smart. 13. I think about you when I masturbate. Oh yes, very very flattering. Along with excuse me, when I go home and masturbate can I have a name to go with the face? Even better if it comes from a girl. 14. Do you know how to use a whip? ELEANOR THIS COULD HAVE BEEN MADE FOR YOU. Will pay you $100 to use this one on some unlucky bastard. Can't say I don't like a good S&M session though and you have to respect them if they say yes. 15. Nice to meet you, I'm Jayne and you are...gorgeous! I'm sure I used that one, sometimes, somewhere. 16. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. Ass kissing a go go, wouldn't you love that? |
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