Something like 6 or 7 weeks of Borstal until half term and then we can piss off, I can work out at the gym 4x a week (ha! ha ha!)and become really fit and gorgeous in time for graduating and Koh Samui. Maybe I'll even look like A NORMAL PERSON! Mmmph. I can dream.

2nd period with Michelle tomorrow, a 1 hour free. Oh god, smack my arse and call me Polly. I hope she can get her bee out of her bonnet and realise the whole answer to smelling, and it being so dire your friend has to tell you is the miracle of DEO. Please god please so I don't have to tell her again. It's warming up. The smell will rise from the depths, as E so gracefully put it. OH GOD, THE SMELL.